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Kitchen Patrol

When I was a kid, I wasn’t allowed to wash the dishes. Apparently, I was too slow, and my brother resented spending his entire evening, waiting for each dish to be lovingly cleaned and placed in the drying rack. He appealed to my Mom, who sentenced me to a lifetime of drying.

Drying dishes has to be about the stupidest thing in the world. If you leave ‘em, they’ll dry by themselves, and you can put them away much more quickly; but my Mom always insisted that the dishes had to be dried. I retaliated by taking so long to dry them, that they air-dried anyway. I really showed her!

We recently spent a week in the Duckabush with my extended family — we often dined together as a group, some twenty strong. Somehow the women-folk got the idea that, since they were doing most of the cooking, we men-folk should manage the clean-up. And so, my brother and I turned the clock back some 40 years, and washed the dishes together.

Fun with dishes
At least this time I didn’t have to dry — but I was relegated to ‘rinsing’ since I still couldn’t be trusted to actually wash.

Well aware that the reward for a job well-done is often another job, we determined to wash the dishes in such a way that we would not be asked again. We shouted and threw dishes and sprayed water at each other, and generally carried on as though we were pillaging the kitchen, much to the amusement of our sons and brother-in-law. And yet, we failed — our plan backfired. Everyone had such fun watching our horseplay, that they called for us to wash dishes the next day as well.

Clearly we needed a better strategy. How do you avoid doing the dishes, gentle reader? Chime in with a comment.

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Christmas Peas

They say that a picture is worth a thousand words, but some pictures raise a thousand questions.

This is hardly unusual when my son Joshua, and his crafty cousin Rebecca, are involved.

Co-conspirators

Let’s just say that there was a prank involved, and Grandma was the victim. Or was she?

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Christmas Reflections

We spent Christmas this year with our extended family, out at the Refuge, where this beautiful tree adorned the corner of the Great Room. I spent some time, sitting in the dark, thinking quiet happy thoughts about Christmas and the King who came to Earth so that we could be saved from our sins.

Refuge Christmas Tree
I’ve always loved white lights, golden ornaments, and red apples on a Christmas tree.

On this first day of 2012, I’m still looking back to the awe and wonder that Christmas always evokes in my heart — how could such a holy God be willing to come to our planet as a baby?

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The Last Hot Day of Summer

On the last hot day of Summer, I decided to take my family to the shore. Although our part of Washington abounds with lakes, and we live just a few miles from the Puget Sound, there’s just something about the Ocean that demands special attention.

Earlier in the week, I rallied the kids: “We’ll go to church on Saturday evening, and then leave just after Sunday School. We’ll be on the beach, playing in the waves, by 1 pm!”

Of course, we didn’t leave right after Sunday School. We came home, made a lunch, lolly-gagged around, and eventually got on the road about an hour after I had planned. Still, we reached the edge of Ocean Shores just before 2 pm.

Blazing, hot sunshine had persisted throughout our journey, with temperatures in the upper 80′s. Passing through Aberdeen, one bank boasted 89 degrees on their electronic marquee.

“What a great day to spend at the beach,” I chortled.

Kathy was the first to notice that something was wrong. As we approached the beach, there was a sudden cessation of sunlight.

“Hey! Where’d the sun go?” Kathy worried aloud, outraged. Living in western Washington, Kathy has learned to really cherish the sunshine we do receive.

The last 'hot' day of Summer
Kathy was underwhelmed with this ‘last hot day of Summer’.

As we drove onto the beach, a thick mist surrounded the car, blotting out the last of the Summer’s heat, transforming the sun into a pale yellow ball with the wattage of a dim streetlight.

“It’ll let up any minute,” I pronounced, sagely. (I’m famous for my weather predictions, and coined that phrase during a very rainy visit to the zoo, many years ago.)

For some reason, no one seemed visibly heartened by my prediction. Numbly, we watched our van’s temperature gauge drop briskly through the 80′s, 70′s and 60′s, settling at a frigid 58. Reluctantly, the kids and I got out of the car, bracing against the chill wind.

Kathy stayed in her seat. “I’m not going out there,” she said firmly.

Kathy in hiding
Rachel: “C’mon, Mom, get out of the car.” Kathy: “Nope. Not budging.”

My children seem to lack even a rudimentary sense of self-preservation, and ran to play in the waves. I scanned the water for ice floes, and gingerly dipped my toes in the water, shuddering with cold.

Swimmers in the mist
Swimmers in the Mist

The balmy waters of the North Pacific
They ran even faster, to get out of the waves.

Sand-brothers
The kids created an elaborate sand-kingdom, originally Narnia, but which was eventually transformed into Mordor. “The skies are more like Mordor,” Joshua insisted.

Joshua Smiles Cheerfully
Not the actual Lord of Mordor

After an hour of building sand castles, the girls staged a rebellion, master-minded by Kathy, who still hadn’t stepped out of the car.

“We need a bathroom. And sunshine,” they pleaded.

Eventually, even I had to admit that the fog wasn’t burning off, and we set off in search of sunshine. Just a mile or two inland, the sun shone brightly. We followed the coast north, hoping to find a place where the sun and the shore could live together in amity. I was determined to see a Pacific Sunset, and squandered the rest of the afternoon speeding along route 101, trying to outrace the fog.

My beloved family
We did find time to pose for the obligatory family portrait. “Everyone smile, or you’ll wish you had,” I threatened.

At the limit of everyone’s patience, I found a place where the road met the shore, and the sun still shone. Even here, the fog hovered just offshore, casting a shadow in the sky, if not directly on our faces. The wind blew fiercely, and the temperature held stubbornly at 63.

Daniel Crosses a Stump
Daniel poses heroically, just because he can.

Daniel and Sarah amused themselves by constructing a fort of driftwood. Joshua ran up and down the beach, while Rachel took pictures of her feet and the footprints she made. David planted a tree with more optimism than horticultural skill.

David plants a tree
I’m thinking, driftwood is unlikely to sprout.

We stayed until the sun was obscured by the ever-present bank of fog, calling that a ‘sunset’, before heading for home. It had been a very different day than I had expected — spent mostly huddling in sweatshirts rather than sweltering in t-shirts.

Sunset over the Pacific
Sometimes, you just have to call it a day.

It made me think about life — how so often, it turns out differently than we expect. Still, we had a pretty good time, because we were together as a family, and were determined to be cheerful. Stopping for milkshakes on the way home was perhaps my most inspired idea of the day.

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Virtual Yard Sale

It is Spring, so we’re de-cluttering. We have a bunch of treasures that need a new home. If you would like any of these things, come and get them. Any donations in return for these items will be used to benefit some of our favorite missionaries, who are home on furlough but return to Thailand in August.

We’ll list available items on this page — please check back from time to time, we’ll be updating our inventory.

  • Heated towel rack (new, satin nickel color, purchased at Amazon) Heated Towel Rack
    Enjoy heated towels on those cold, rainy mornings.
  • Baby Einstein Musical Mobile Jumper (used)

    Jump & Jam
  • Graco booster seat (used)

    Graco Turbobooster backless seat
  • Boy’s 16″ Mongoose green bike (used)

    Looks like this one, but not exactly
  • FM Stereo modulator (new, can add auxiliary audio input to existing car radio, see description here: FM Modulator)
    FM Modulator
    Still new in the package.
  • DVD duplicator, 1 to 1, (16x speed capable)

    Similar to this one
  • Weight-lifting bench (no weights)
    Weight Bench
    Looks a lot like this one, pictured above.
  • Powerhouse IMPEX Strength Station (used)
    Strength Station
    This quality 7′ free standing unit will allow you to do push ups, pull ups, sit ups, dips, upright crunches, & leg lifts.
  • 9″ TV/VCR combo (great for garage or shop)

    Looks like this one, but not exactly
  • Two 17″ CRT computer monitors (not flat-screen)

    They look like this one, but not exactly
  • Family Game Collection (chess, tic-tac-toe, checkers, Chinese checkers, solitaire, backgammon, pass out, and mancala)

    Lots of games, all in one case
  • 8000 BTU Air Conditioner (Kenmore), lightly used
    Air Conditioner
    Great for those 3 days a year when it is hot in Washington.
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